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Now with added coda. Because I'm a sap who just loves established relationships and seeing people living happily together for years to come.


Title: For Better, Worse And Mischief (I’m All Yours)
Fandom: One Direction
Pairing: Harry/Louis
Chapters: coda
Word Count: 2000 words
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Summary: The One Direction PR management team decides that Harry needs to get married. Harry doesn’t want to. Louis comes up with the perfect solution to the problem.


Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Coda


Whole story on one page

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So this is possibly the kinkiest shit I've written to date. I'm not sure whether I should be proud or horrified at myself, really. Love and lots of excuses to my beta FannyT, whose personal preferences tend towards G-rated adventure fic, but who soldiered through 5K words of porn to help me out anyway. Because she's just that awesome. *blows kisses*


Also, hi TW fandom. I've been lurking around for ages and thought I'd finally get some writing down. *waves*


Title: A Party In the Woods
Chapters/Word count: one-shot/5100 words
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Scott/Stiles, Derek/Isaac, Scott/Stiles/Derek/Isaac (kind of; depends on how you define foursome, really)
Warnings: none
Summary: Scott bugs Stiles to come along to one of Lydia's parties. They run into Isaac, aka the guy Scott's been having a truly embarrassing crush on for weeks, and his maybe-boyfriend Derek. Kinky voyeuristic pseudo-foursomes happen.


Here on AO3

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So, I got dragged into 1D. Here be the results. Working title: fake!husbands whoot!

Title: For Better, Worse And Mischief (I’m All Yours)
Fandom: One Direction
Pairing: Harry/Louis
Chapters: 6/6
Word Count: 35,500
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Summary: The One Direction PR management team decides that Harry needs to get married. Harry doesn’t want to. Louis comes up with the perfect solution to the problem.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five |Chapter Six

Whole story on one page

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Title: Burn So Bright (6/6)

Fandom: Merlin/Hunger Games fusion

Rating: R

Pairing: Arthur/Merlin (Arthur/Gloss, Gwen/Lancelot)

Wordcount: 68K (2K in this chapter)

Summary:

Arthur was seven years when he won his first tournament and gained entry to the training centre in District One—the district where all tributes were expected not only to win, but to shine like the sun while doing it. His goal was clear from the start: making it to the arena and coming out a victor. Unfortunately, Arthur’s Games turn out to be vexing in the extreme. And that’s just the tributes from Twelve. And the ones from Three. And Seven. Honestly, it’s like no one but him knows how these games are supposed to work.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five |Chapter Six

Whole story on one page

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Title: Burn So Bright (5/6)

Fandom: Merlin/Hunger Games fusion

Rating: R

Pairing: Arthur/Merlin (Arthur/Gloss, Gwen/Lancelot)

Wordcount: ~70K (7K in this chapter)

Summary:

Arthur was seven years when he won his first tournament and gained entry to the training centre in District One—the district where all tributes were expected not only to win, but to shine like the sun while doing it. His goal was clear from the start: making it to the arena and coming out a victor. Unfortunately, Arthur’s Games turn out to be vexing in the extreme. And that’s just the tributes from Twelve. And the ones from Three. And Seven. Honestly, it’s like no one but him knows how these games are supposed to work.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five

Whole story on one page

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Just realised I forgot to post a notice of this. Chapter 5 is coming along shortly as well.

Title: Burn So Bright (4/6)

Fandom: Merlin/Hunger Games fusion

Rating: R

Pairing: Arthur/Merlin (Arthur/Gloss, Gwen/Lancelot)

Wordcount: ~70K (10K in this chapter)

Summary:

Arthur was seven years when he won his first tournament and gained entry to the training centre in District One—the district where all tributes were expected not only to win, but to shine like the sun while doing it. His goal was clear from the start: making it to the arena and coming out a victor. Unfortunately, Arthur’s Games turn out to be vexing in the extreme. And that’s just the tributes from Twelve. And the ones from Three. And Seven. Honestly, it’s like no one but him knows how these games are supposed to work.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four

Whole story on one page

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Title: Burn So Bright (3/6)
Fandom: Merlin/Hunger Games fusion
Rating: R
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin (Arthur/Gloss, Gwen/Lancelot)
Wordcount: ~70K (11K in this chapter)
Summary:

Arthur was seven years when he won his first tournament and gained entry to the training centre in District One—the district where all tributes were expected not only to win, but to shine like the sun while doing it. His goal was clear from the start: making it to the arena and coming out a victor. Unfortunately, Arthur’s Games turn out to be vexing in the extreme. And that’s just the tributes from Twelve. And the ones from Three. And Seven. Honestly, it’s like no one but him knows how these games are supposed to work.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three

Whole story on one page

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Writing on the last chapters is going really well, so we’re upping the update rate to twice a week. And also the rating. :) Here be chapter two.

Title: Burn So Bright (2/6)

Fandom: Merlin/Hunger Games fusion

Rating: R

Pairing: Arthur/Merlin (Arthur/Gloss, Gwen/Lancelot)

Wordcount: ~70K (17K in this chapter)

Summary:

Arthur was seven years when he won his first tournament and gained entry to the training centre in District One—the district where all tributes were expected not only to win, but to shine like the sun while doing it. His goal was clear from the start: making it to the arena and coming out a victor. Unfortunately, Arthur’s Games turn out to be vexing in the extreme. And that’s just the tributes from Twelve. And the ones from Three. And Seven. Honestly, it’s like no one but him knows how these games are supposed to work.

Chapter One | Chapter Two

Whole story on one page

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Massive monster fic is ready to post!

So, about a year ago, FannyT and I got the idea to write a Merlin/Hunger Games fusion. So we did. Very slowly. And now we’re nearly, nearly done. Which means POSTING. \o/

Title: Burn So Bright (1/6)
Fandom: Merlin/Hunger Games fusion
Rating: PG-13 (ish)
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin (Arthur/Gloss, Gwen/Lancelot)
Wordcount: ~70K (12K in this chapter)
Summary: Arthur was seven years when he won his first tournament and gained entry to the training centre in District One—the district where all tributes were expected not only to win, but to shine like the sun while doing it. His goal was clear from the start: making it to the arena and coming out a victor. Unfortunately, Arthur’s Games turn out to be vexing in the extreme. And that’s just the tributes from Twelve. And the ones from Three. And Seven. Honestly, it’s like no one but him knows how these games are supposed to work.

Read on AO3
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Back in 2008, I did this thing where I ran a word frequency count on all my sex scenes and came up with some pretty revealing and completely hilarious results. And tonight I happend upon that post again and, after lots and lots of LOLs, I naturally sat down and did the same thing with a bunch of my newer porn ficlets. As you do.

The results were, once again, absolutely hilarious.

BODIES & PARTS (compared with 2008 results and ranking in brackets)
words related to:

351 (22%) -- Hands, fingers, arms (cf. 20%, #2)
280 (17%) -- Mouth, breath, voice (cf. 23%, #1)
226 (14%) -- Rest of head ( --- )
177 (11%) -- Face and neck (cf. 20%, #3)
128 (  8%) -- Legs and feet (cf. 6%, #7)
112 (  7%) -- Whole body, skin (cf. 15%, #4)
  95 (  6%) -- Eyes (cf. 8%, #5)
  94 (  6%) -- Naughty parts (cf. 1%, #8)
  85 (  5%) -- Upper body (cf. 7%, #6)
82 (  5%) -- Hips and ass ( --- )

Pretty much the same results as before, overall, with the huge difference that the category "naughty parts", which was sadly underrepresented in 2008 with only 19 measly mentions, has now advanced to the same level as "eyes". Likewise, absolutely hilariously, "fuck"--a verb that didn't even make the "verbs" list in 2008--now tops it with a whooping 160 entries. Clearly, the time I sat down and wrote Harry/Draco/Hermione/OFC foursome porn until I could type dirty words without blushing paid off in spades.

All stats behind the cuts. I'm going to go LOL some more. :D

All body part stats )

All verb stats )
All adjectives/adverbs stats )
Miscellaneous extras that I found especially funny )
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Finally managed to bring over my HP fic as well, so now everything is on AO3 and all pretty and organised! \o/!

Here be link. I'm RedOrchid over there as well.

(Now I just have to figure out how to get my vids posted somewhere where they don't get blocked all the time for pesky copyright reasons.)
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a donation-based auction to raise money for Archive of Our Own & OTW


I'm offering some fanart, myself, if anyone's interested.
Auction is here: http://fandauction.livejournal.com/1689.html?thread=2713#t2713
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Verse is still not dead! Managed to finish a small part today. \o/

Title: Our Love Is Here to Stay
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Words: 900
Summary: A Ryden epilogue (takes place about 1,5 years after the events of Nightingale)

Read at AO3

Read more... )
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Calling all tech savvy people on my flist. Does anyone know how to download one of your own vids from youtube so that you can upload it to vimeo? all my vids just got blocked for the US. :(
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Finally finished crossposting all my bandom fic at AO3. Whoot!

Masterlist here on LJ will go inactive from now on, since I'm lazy and the AO3 one creates and updates itself.

Also: found two kink-bingo ficlets on my computer that I hadn't posted yet. Please have some porn.

Untitled Shower Porn (Brendon/Spencer)
For the prompt: fisting/stretching, Brendon/Spencer, penetration with unusual object.

Home Is Where the Heart Is (GSF)
For the prompt: Gangbang. Panic GSF. Christening someone's new house.
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LJ took away my scrapbook when my paid account expired and since Mr Red is sadly negligent when it comes to maintaining our server (leading to the stuff there going off line every now and then), I've decided to move all my art over to flickr.

You can find it here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/83076402@N06/sets/

Also, crossposting of fics to AO3 is coming along nicely. Most of the longer ones are up now, as well as some of the ficlets.
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\o/!

AND it's looking like it's going to be a really good season. Older contestants for one thing (which I think always good), at least among the guys, and I haven't seen anyone who looks actually bad yet. (Possibly Whitney, I think she might be the weakest one. And Cyrus, but with him, I expected it, and he, at least, is absolutely AMAZING at his own style).

Favourite performances last night: Lindsay and Cole's Paso and Will and Amelia's cat dance. Those were fab. The contemporary numbers were really good too, if slightly forgettable.

Least favourite performances: Whitney and Chenon's samba. Mostly because I thought she was really bad in it considering it's supposed to be her speciality. And at the very bottom of the barrel, we find the alcoholic hip-hop and the costumes for Alexa's and Daniel's jazz routine (which I think might actually put them in the bottom. which I don't want, because I love Daniel and his awesome australian accent!)

Also, in a fit of nostalgia, I re-read Time to Dance (aka the Bandom/SYTYCD fusion I wrote a couple of years back). I still want that Paso with Ryan and Spencer to happen in real life. :D

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