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Back in 2008, I did this thing where I ran a word frequency count on all my sex scenes and came up with some pretty revealing and completely hilarious results. And tonight I happend upon that post again and, after lots and lots of LOLs, I naturally sat down and did the same thing with a bunch of my newer porn ficlets. As you do.

The results were, once again, absolutely hilarious.

BODIES & PARTS (compared with 2008 results and ranking in brackets)
words related to:

351 (22%) -- Hands, fingers, arms (cf. 20%, #2)
280 (17%) -- Mouth, breath, voice (cf. 23%, #1)
226 (14%) -- Rest of head ( --- )
177 (11%) -- Face and neck (cf. 20%, #3)
128 (  8%) -- Legs and feet (cf. 6%, #7)
112 (  7%) -- Whole body, skin (cf. 15%, #4)
  95 (  6%) -- Eyes (cf. 8%, #5)
  94 (  6%) -- Naughty parts (cf. 1%, #8)
  85 (  5%) -- Upper body (cf. 7%, #6)
82 (  5%) -- Hips and ass ( --- )

Pretty much the same results as before, overall, with the huge difference that the category "naughty parts", which was sadly underrepresented in 2008 with only 19 measly mentions, has now advanced to the same level as "eyes". Likewise, absolutely hilariously, "fuck"--a verb that didn't even make the "verbs" list in 2008--now tops it with a whooping 160 entries. Clearly, the time I sat down and wrote Harry/Draco/Hermione/OFC foursome porn until I could type dirty words without blushing paid off in spades.

All stats behind the cuts. I'm going to go LOL some more. :D

Body parts
neck up 778
head (#2) 132
eyes (#3) 95
lips (#3) 95
mouth 90
face 85
hair 67
throat 44
tongue 40
neck 36
breath 28
ear 17
voice 17
jaw 12
brain 10
teeth 10
shoulder -> fingers 387
hand/hands (#1) 222
fingers 78
arms 51
shoulder 36
legs -> toes 128
legs 47
thighs 34
knees 22
feet 15
lap 10
body as a whole 112
skin 57
body 33
blood 12
muscles 10
naughty parts 94
cock 51
dick 33
balls 10
hips and ass 82
hips 58
ass 24
torso 49
chest 23
stomach 16
waist 10



Verbs
fuck 160
feel 120
kiss 111
pull 110
move 81
want 80
push 75
look 74
smile 62
moan 61
press 57
hold 40
reach 40
take 35
slide 34
lean 32
stroke 29
see 28
touch 24
swallow 23
watch 21
groan 21
love 20
breathe 20
bite 20
spread 17
laugh 17
need 16
taste 15
thrust 13
adjectives/adverbs
more 96
hard/harder 56
deep/deeper/deeply 52
low/lower 42
slow/slower/slowly 40
good 38
hot/hotter/hotly 35
fast/faster 33
wet 29
warm/warmer 17
dark/darker 17
quickly 15
soft/softer 14
shower 14
happy 14
carefully 14
desperately 13
cold 13
firmly 12
Misc
camera 40
sound 29
wall 20
floor 20
pictures 15
chocolate 15
sex 13
rhythm 13
pleasure 12
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