Back in 2008, I did this thing where I
ran a word frequency count on all my sex scenes and came up with some pretty revealing and completely hilarious results. And tonight I happend upon that post again and, after lots and lots of LOLs, I naturally sat down and
did the same thing with
a bunch of my newer porn ficlets. As you do.
The results were, once again, absolutely hilarious.
BODIES & PARTS (compared with 2008 results and ranking in brackets)
words related to:
351 (22%) -- Hands, fingers, arms (cf. 20%, #2)
280 (17%) -- Mouth, breath, voice (cf. 23%, #1)
226 (14%) -- Rest of head ( --- )
177 (11%) -- Face and neck (cf. 20%, #3)128 ( 8%) -- Legs and feet (cf. 6%, #7)
112 ( 7%) -- Whole body, skin (cf. 15%, #4)
95 ( 6%) -- Eyes (cf. 8%, #5)
94 ( 6%) -- Naughty parts (cf. 1%, #8)
85 ( 5%) -- Upper body (cf. 7%, #6)
82 ( 5%) -- Hips and ass ( --- )Pretty much the same results as before, overall, with the huge difference that the category "naughty parts", which was sadly underrepresented in 2008 with only 19 measly mentions, has now advanced to the same level as "eyes". Likewise, absolutely
hilariously, "fuck"--a verb that didn't even
make the "verbs" list in 2008--now
tops it with a whooping 160 entries. Clearly,
the time I sat down and wrote Harry/Draco/Hermione/OFC foursome porn until I could type dirty words without blushing paid off in spades.
All stats behind the cuts. I'm going to go LOL some more. :D
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