The Winner Takes It All (Crossbands)

While I wait for Crossroads to finish the last round of beta reading so that I can do the last rewrites and such, I thought I'd amuse myself with an old WIP that was lying on my desktop. This is based on a comment by Jon in redbrickrose's Unreliable Narrators, which you should all read, because it's fabulous and made of love. So. End flail. Enjoy fic. :-D



Title: The Winner Takes It All
Summary: It's Decaydance Stage-Gay Chicken. Let's play.
Length: One-shot (5 200 words)
Pairings: Everything and its grandma. Ryden heavy. Joncer, Peterick, Butcher/Siska, Tom/Bill, Gabe/Ryland, Pete/Mikey Way, Gerard/Frank, Gabe and Bill/everybody. Most of them are just for show, though.
Category: Cracky humour, levels out into romance towards the end.
Rating: PG-13 for swearing, dirty jokes and lots of kissing and groping.
Warnings: The Lovedance of the Cobra. With balloons. Beware.
Disclaimer: Not real. Do not own. Except for the Lovedance of the Cobra, which Gabe is totally free to borrow.

( Here be the crack. )