Red Orchid

A couple of weeks back, Lariope and I ran word counts on the sex scenes in our respective stories and analysed the results. (Inspired by a livejournal post by TheOhara, link and results can be found at my LJ if anyone’s interested.) It turns out that my mind has been completely warped by romance novels in my early teens, resulting in very euphemism-heavy smut with next to no naughty words on my part. I think the naughtiest one was ‘length,’ so you can imagine. Anyhow, I thought I should practice. See if I can actually write the word ‘cock’ without blushing (nope, not yet at least). And since I’ve also just read through the scripts of seasons one and two of Queer as Folk and done some heavy YouTubeing, I just had to put some DM/HP in there. So slash and dirty words. Oh, and a foursome thrown in as a bonus. If that can’t cure my near Victorian shyness for naughty writing, nothing will. So, enjoy everyone. Hope you’ll like.

Title: Midnight Duel
Chapter: 1(2) - Single combat
Summary: Harry and Draco work out their agressions. Hermione helps. Oh, and Draco's wife too. (Post-Hogwarts, somewhere between EWE and canon.)
Pairing: Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy / Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17 (very much so)
Warnings: Foursomes, toys, very mild bondage.

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