Bonus snippet for Crossroads
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redorchidsThere was a fake link in the Ryden Coda in Crossroads for a fake fanfic. On popular demand, I wrote a story to go with it. The following is complete bad!fic parody. I am deeply sorry for my brain for coming up with this.
Forever Yours
Ryan Ross was pacign bakc and forht in spencers bedroom. It was the ngiht before his wedding and he was really worried because he didn’t feel right at all and something in his stomach was going jumyjump and swirling all around and he felt relally nausaus.
“Hi,” said spencer. “are u allright man? You look a bit worried.”
“yeah yeah I’m fine,” Ryan said. “just nervus you know?”
Spencer came closer and pulled ryan into a big hug (AWWW!) and pulled him with him donw on the big bed (not in that way though b/c ewwww there like practically brothers and stuff).
“are you sure?” he asked, petting ryan’s back in a nice friendly way. “You can tell me everything you know. I’m you’re best friend.”
“I don’t know whats wrong,” Ryan said meserbaly. “I’m just sad you know, man. It’s like theirs a big hole inside my chest that’s all black and stuff and tis making me really depressed. Do you have any eyeliner around here?”
Spencer hugged him harder. (AWWWWWWWW!!!)
“maybe your not ready to get married,” he said 2i mean, are you rally sure your over bden and everything? I mean you guys were so much in love before all that shit with your father dying an d that chic screwiang you over and brendons family disowning him and the evil twin that tried to kill you on tour happened. Maybe keltie sin’t the one?”
Ryan looked at him with eyes the size of flying saucers.
“OMG!!!! Your rite!!!!” he exclaimed, jumping up form the bed and starting to pace the room franticlalay. “I love bden!!! I have to go tell him!”
“finally!” spencer shouted, giving his best friend anothe rhug and jumping around in a little dance and song. “you go get him ryan! I’ll take care of everything don’t you worry and don’t feel bad about keltie ‘cause she’s a total bitch anyway and I totally saw her sucking face with one of the ugly waiters downstaiers and also shes totally stupid and just after your money.”
“OMG Spencer! You’ve saved my life!” ryan said. “my lif4e would have been totally ruined if I had married her. I love Brendon more than sunshine and puppies and life itself. I need to go fid him and kiss his tonsils out!”
Then Ryan gave spencer a big kiss on the top fo the head and ran out the door in pursuit of his one true love.
♥ ♥ ♥
“Brendon! Theirs sth I have to tell you.”
Brendon was sitting in on the edge of a fountain under the starlit sky with the moon that deflected in his ebony hair and it was all totally romantic. He was the most beautiful thing ryan had ever seen and also so friggin hot, cause you know, its bden an d like duh. He looked up when ryna came running down the garden path, eyes big and sorrowful in the darkness.
“what do you want ryan?” he said. “your getting married just leave me alone. Sint’ ti enough tha t you broke my heart once?”
Ryan answered by throwing his arms around his neck and kissing him all sloppy with lots and lots of tongue until they were both moaning and wet and all their clothes magically fell off.
“I love you Brendon,” ryan said. “I’m so sorry I didn’t realize ti before but I love you so so much and keltie is a bitch and I never wanted to marry her nayway cause I only want you and will you please marry me and live in a really cool house and make beautiful music and have lots of sex all the time? Please bden, I love you so much!2
“eys, yes of course I will,” Brendon panted, feeling his cock grow stiff and hard against ryans leg. “omg ryan I love you so much!”
ryan fell to his nees in relief, taking bdens hips in his ahdns and deepthroating his giant cock all the way down on the fisrt stroke. Brendon monaned ludly and grabbed his hair, fuckign ryan’s mouth gently but stil like fast and desperate and totally hawt.
“god ryan, yessssssssssssssss!2 he screamed cummign down ryans throat in big, thich ropes and doubling over in rapture. Ryan moaned around his huge-ass coke and swallowed every drop, savouring the taste like a seasoned wine on the palet fo his tongue.
“OMG Brendon, I just love you so much,” he excalaimed. “you taste so fucking good and I just wna tto keep sucking you 4ever and then have you fuck me all night and maryr you and have lots nad lots of puppies and adopted little babies. Also, I want to take you to paris and get married right now b/c that would be totally romantic and I love you so much.”
“Yes, lets do that,” Brendon agreed fervently, pulling ryan to his feet and shoving his tongue in his mouth, licking out the last traces of delicious semen. Ryan moaned around him, clinging to brendon’s body like a baby octopus in love.
“I’ll have spencer fix us tickets,” ryan panted. “And then we can go right away, or maybe tomorrow after we pack and have sex about twenty times on every possible surface in your house. That ok?”
“Fuck yeah,” brendon panted, feeling himself grow hard again right away because ryan was just os HOT wriggling nakedly against him. “call him right now so I can carry you home and make sweet love to you all night.”
Ryan did and they had THE most amazing sex EVER and then they wnet to paris and go tmarried a nad kissed on top of the effel tower and it was SO romantic and then they had more sex and spencer and jon were bestmen at the wedding and fell in love too (AWWW!!!) and then they all lived happily ever after!!!
THE END
Please review!!!!! I was thinking of maybe writing a seqel b/c my frined becca told me this was SOOOO amazing and that she really wanted to see more, like kids and stuff (MPREG!!!) and yeah, maybe I could write that but ONLY fi you review! :-D
Um... yeah. :-D Also, if you liked this, you should really check out this Buffy bad!fic parody by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
theohara, because there's just nothing funnier in the entire world.
Back to Ryden Coda
Ryan Ross was pacign bakc and forht in spencers bedroom. It was the ngiht before his wedding and he was really worried because he didn’t feel right at all and something in his stomach was going jumyjump and swirling all around and he felt relally nausaus.
“Hi,” said spencer. “are u allright man? You look a bit worried.”
“yeah yeah I’m fine,” Ryan said. “just nervus you know?”
Spencer came closer and pulled ryan into a big hug (AWWW!) and pulled him with him donw on the big bed (not in that way though b/c ewwww there like practically brothers and stuff).
“are you sure?” he asked, petting ryan’s back in a nice friendly way. “You can tell me everything you know. I’m you’re best friend.”
“I don’t know whats wrong,” Ryan said meserbaly. “I’m just sad you know, man. It’s like theirs a big hole inside my chest that’s all black and stuff and tis making me really depressed. Do you have any eyeliner around here?”
Spencer hugged him harder. (AWWWWWWWW!!!)
“maybe your not ready to get married,” he said 2i mean, are you rally sure your over bden and everything? I mean you guys were so much in love before all that shit with your father dying an d that chic screwiang you over and brendons family disowning him and the evil twin that tried to kill you on tour happened. Maybe keltie sin’t the one?”
Ryan looked at him with eyes the size of flying saucers.
“OMG!!!! Your rite!!!!” he exclaimed, jumping up form the bed and starting to pace the room franticlalay. “I love bden!!! I have to go tell him!”
“finally!” spencer shouted, giving his best friend anothe rhug and jumping around in a little dance and song. “you go get him ryan! I’ll take care of everything don’t you worry and don’t feel bad about keltie ‘cause she’s a total bitch anyway and I totally saw her sucking face with one of the ugly waiters downstaiers and also shes totally stupid and just after your money.”
“OMG Spencer! You’ve saved my life!” ryan said. “my lif4e would have been totally ruined if I had married her. I love Brendon more than sunshine and puppies and life itself. I need to go fid him and kiss his tonsils out!”
Then Ryan gave spencer a big kiss on the top fo the head and ran out the door in pursuit of his one true love.
“Brendon! Theirs sth I have to tell you.”
Brendon was sitting in on the edge of a fountain under the starlit sky with the moon that deflected in his ebony hair and it was all totally romantic. He was the most beautiful thing ryan had ever seen and also so friggin hot, cause you know, its bden an d like duh. He looked up when ryna came running down the garden path, eyes big and sorrowful in the darkness.
“what do you want ryan?” he said. “your getting married just leave me alone. Sint’ ti enough tha t you broke my heart once?”
Ryan answered by throwing his arms around his neck and kissing him all sloppy with lots and lots of tongue until they were both moaning and wet and all their clothes magically fell off.
“I love you Brendon,” ryan said. “I’m so sorry I didn’t realize ti before but I love you so so much and keltie is a bitch and I never wanted to marry her nayway cause I only want you and will you please marry me and live in a really cool house and make beautiful music and have lots of sex all the time? Please bden, I love you so much!2
“eys, yes of course I will,” Brendon panted, feeling his cock grow stiff and hard against ryans leg. “omg ryan I love you so much!”
ryan fell to his nees in relief, taking bdens hips in his ahdns and deepthroating his giant cock all the way down on the fisrt stroke. Brendon monaned ludly and grabbed his hair, fuckign ryan’s mouth gently but stil like fast and desperate and totally hawt.
“god ryan, yessssssssssssssss!2 he screamed cummign down ryans throat in big, thich ropes and doubling over in rapture. Ryan moaned around his huge-ass coke and swallowed every drop, savouring the taste like a seasoned wine on the palet fo his tongue.
“OMG Brendon, I just love you so much,” he excalaimed. “you taste so fucking good and I just wna tto keep sucking you 4ever and then have you fuck me all night and maryr you and have lots nad lots of puppies and adopted little babies. Also, I want to take you to paris and get married right now b/c that would be totally romantic and I love you so much.”
“Yes, lets do that,” Brendon agreed fervently, pulling ryan to his feet and shoving his tongue in his mouth, licking out the last traces of delicious semen. Ryan moaned around him, clinging to brendon’s body like a baby octopus in love.
“I’ll have spencer fix us tickets,” ryan panted. “And then we can go right away, or maybe tomorrow after we pack and have sex about twenty times on every possible surface in your house. That ok?”
“Fuck yeah,” brendon panted, feeling himself grow hard again right away because ryan was just os HOT wriggling nakedly against him. “call him right now so I can carry you home and make sweet love to you all night.”
Ryan did and they had THE most amazing sex EVER and then they wnet to paris and go tmarried a nad kissed on top of the effel tower and it was SO romantic and then they had more sex and spencer and jon were bestmen at the wedding and fell in love too (AWWW!!!) and then they all lived happily ever after!!!
THE END
Please review!!!!! I was thinking of maybe writing a seqel b/c my frined becca told me this was SOOOO amazing and that she really wanted to see more, like kids and stuff (MPREG!!!) and yeah, maybe I could write that but ONLY fi you review! :-D
Um... yeah. :-D Also, if you liked this, you should really check out this Buffy bad!fic parody by
theohara, because there's just nothing funnier in the entire world.Back to Ryden Coda
